Quotes In Code

A little book of 99 quotes converted to code.

The basis of the code is alphabetical and each letter is the same number of steps away from each other letter in the English alphabet.

For example if 'B' in code is ' A' in the alphabet, then 'C' in code will also be one step away and will be 'B'.

Ok this sounds a bit complicated so I'll translate the first quote.

“K co pqv chtckf qh fgcvj, K lwuv fqp'v ycpv vq dg vjgtg yjgp kv jcrrgpu”

K = I     c = a     o = m

This code is 2 steps (S2) back. So the quote is;

“I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.”

(Woody Allen)

Note: Spelling in this edition is in ‘English English’, ie. ‘colour’ etc.

Also note: Watch out for the capital ‘I’s (eyes) and lower case ‘l’s (ells).

A pen and paper might be handy.

Thank you, and have fun.

© Mark Fleming 2012

THE QUOTES

1. “K co pqv chtckf qh fgcvj, K lwuv fqp'v ycpv vq dg vjgtg yjgp kv jcrrgpu”

(You know this one)

2. “Enq z lnldms, mnsghmf gzoodmdc. Sgdm, zesdq z rdbnmc nq rn, mnsghmf bnmshmtdc sn gzoodm.”

3. “Hp slgp yzcxlwtej. T cpaple, hp slgp yzcxlwtej. Lyjestyr jzf detww nly'e nzap htes td espcpqzcp jzfc zhy aczmwpx.”

4. “L grq'w zdqw wr dfklhyh lppruwdolwb wkurxjk pb zrun. L zdqw wr dfklhyh lw wkurxjk qrw gblqj.”

5. “M'q zivc tvsyh sj qc ksph tsgoix aexgl. Qc kverhjexliv, sr lmw hiexlfih, wsph qi xlmw aexgl.”

6. “N mfaj mfi f ujwkjhyqd btsijwkzq jajsnsl, gzy ymnx bfxs'y ny.”

7. “Gmzjoh jt mfbsojoh ipx up uispx zpvstfmg bu uif hspvoe boe njtt.”

8. “O tkbkx luxmkz g lgik, haz ot euax igyk O'rr hk mrgj zu sgqk gt kdikvzout.”

9. “Aovzl hyl tf wypujpwslz, huk pm fvb kvu'a sprl aolt, dlss, P ohcl vaolyz.”

10. “Iumzqki qa bpm wvtg kwcvbzg bpib emvb nzwu jizjizqau bw lmkilmvkm eqbpwcb kqdqtqhibqwv qv jmbemmv.”

11. “Vnlzm adfhmr ax qdrhrshmf z lzm'r zcuzmbdr zmc dmcr ax aknbjhmf ghr qdsqdzs.”

12. “Rfc dslbykclryj aysqc md rpmszjc gl rfc umpjb gq rfyr rfc qrsngb ypc amaiqspc ufgjc rfc glrcjjgeclr ypc dsjj md bmszr.”

13. “Vlr zxk xslfa obxifqv, yrq vlr zxkklq xslfa qeb zlkpbnrbkzbp lc xslfafkd obxifqv.”

14. “Kjhu psk pdejco wna ejbejepa, pda qjeranoa wjz dqiwj opqlezepu, wjz E'i jkp oqna wxkqp pda bknian.”

15. “Mnvxlajlh vnjwb brvyuh cqn kudmpnxwrwp xo cqn ynxyun kh cqn ynxyun oxa cqn ynxyun.”

16. “V gdz bzon cvgarvt vmjpiy ocz rjmgy wzajmz ocz ompoc cvn v xcvixz oj bzo don kvion ji.”

17. “Qbynbyl sio nbche nbun sio wuh, il nbun sio wuh'n, sio uly omouffs lcabn.”

18. “Gxoxk bgmxkknim rhnk xgxfr paxg ax bl ftdbgz t fblmtdx.”

19. “Onemkdsyx sc kx knwsbklvo drsxq, led sd sc govv dy bowowlob pbyw dswo dy dswo drkd xydrsxq drkd sc gybdr uxygsxq mkx lo dkeqrd.”

20. “Ax qgm sjw ygafy lzjgmyz zwdd, cwwh ygafy.”

21. “Wzijk kyvp zxefiv pfl, kyve kyvp crlxy rk pfl, kyve kyvp wzxyk pfl, kyve pfl nze.”

22. “Co qtlysu je oek yi wuj cqhhyut: yv oek vydt q weet myvu oek'bb ru xqffo; yv dej, oek'bb rusecu q fxybeiefxuh.”

23. “Pcn bpc lwd xh jcstg 30, pcs xh cdi p axqtgpa, wph cd wtpgi; pcs pcn bpc lwd xh dktg 30, pcs xh cdi p rdchtgkpixkt, wph cd qgpxch.”

24. “Pgpcj azceclte esle td altyepo htes qppwtyr td l azceclte zq esp lcetde, yze zq esp dteepc.”

25. “Kvm rcb'h mci kfwhs pccyg dscdzs qob fsor?”

26. “Gur bayl guvat arprffnel sbe gur gevhzcu bs rivy vf sbe tbbq zra gb qb abguvat.” 

27. “Iq paz'f xuwq ftqud eagzp, mzp sgufmd ygeuo ue az ftq imk agf.”

28. “Hctep ocfyv, pote dzmpc.”

29. “K nszvywkd sc k wkx gry kvgkic bowowlobc k gywkx'c lsbdrnki led xofob bowowlobc rob kqo.”

30. “Rmetuaz ue m rady ar gsxuzqee ea uzfaxqdmnxq ftmf iq tmhq fa mxfqd uf qhqdk euj yazfte.”

31. “Jw jalqjnxuxprbc rb cqn knbc qdbkjwm j fxvjw ljw qjen. Cqn xumna bqn pncb cqn vxan rwcnanbcnm qn rb rw qna.”

32. “I kpqtl wn nqdm ewctl cvlmzabivl bpqa. Amvl awumwvm bw nmbkp i kpqtl wn nqdm.”

33. “H nvclyutlua aoha yviz Wlaly av whf Whbs jhu hsdhfz klwluk vu aol zbwwvya vm Whbs.”

34. “Se iusvazkx hkgz sk gz inkiqkxy, haz O yaxk hkgz oz gz qoiqhudotm.”

35. “Ny nx f hqnhmj ymfy rtxy hqnhmjx fwj ywzj, gzy ymjs qnpj rtxy hqnhmjx, ymfy hqnhmj nx zsywzj.”

36. “M lezi rsxmgih izir tistpi als gpemq izivcxlmrk mw tvihiwxmrih, erh xlex ai ger hs rsxlmrk xs glerki mx, psso fijsvi xlic gvsww xli vseh.”

37. “Vrphzkhuh, vrphwklqj lqfuhgleoh lv zdlwlqj wr eh nqrzq.”

38. “V nz fb pyrire gung fbzrgvzrf V qba'g haqrefgnaq n fvatyr jbeq bs jung V nz fnlvat.”

39. “Ejtkuvqrjgt Eqnwodwu, cu gxgtaqpg mpqyu, ku jqpqtgf da rquvgtkva dgecwug jg ycu vjg ncuv vq fkueqxgt Cogtkec.”

40. “J xpvme sbuifs ibwf b dvq pg ufb uibo tfy.”

41. “Cpa ocp yjq iqgu vq c ruaejkcvtkuv qwijv vq jcxg jku jgcf gzcokpgf.”

42. “Fulwlfv duh olnh hxqxfkv lq d kduhp; wkhb nqrz krz lw'v grqh, wkhb'yh vhhq lw grqh hyhub gdb, exw wkhb'uh xqdeoh wr gr lw wkhpvhoyhv.”

43. “Xli fmk hmjjivirgi fixaiir wib jsv qsric erh wib jsv jvii mw xlex wib jsv qsric ywyeppc gswxw e psx piww.”

44. “Fhynsl nx fqq fgtzy mtsjxyd. Nk dtz hfs kfpj ymfy, dtz'aj lty ny rfij.”

45. “Grr znk zosk nk'y hudotm, nk'y znotqotm. Grr znk zosk nk cgy znotqotm, O cgy nozzotm nos.”

46. “P ht aol Svcl aoha khyl uva zwlhr paz uhtl.”

47. “W qob fsgwgh sjsfmhvwbu slqsdh hsadhohwcb.”

48. “Vwbpqvo eqtt mvl eiz cvtmaa bpm xmwxtm bpmuamtdma zmncam bw ow bw eiz.”

49. “Oxa nenah vrwdcn hxd anvjrw jwpah, hxd pren dy brgch bnlxwmb xo ynjln xo vrwm.”

50. “Sp kxiyxo sc mbkji oxyeqr dy gkxd dy usvv k zbocsnoxd yp dro Exsdon Cdkdoc, ro mkx ny sd. Kvv ro wecd lo zbozkbon dy ny sc qsfo rsc vspo pyb dro zbocsnoxd'c.”

51. “Xu dct rdjas dcan itprw iwt Tcvaxhw wdl id ipaz, pcs iwt Xgxhw wdl id axhitc, hdrxtin wtgt ldjas qt fjxit rxkxaxhts.”

52. “Esp rcplepde yletzyd slgp lww lnepo wtvp rlyrdepcd lyo esp dxlwwpde wtvp aczdetefepd.”

53. “Ombufmxuey ue ftq xqsufuymfq dmowqf ar ftq dgxuzs oxmee.”

54. “V oryvrir vg vf crnpr va bhe gvzr.”

55. “Cddcfhibwhm wg awggsr pm acgh dscdzs psqoigs wh wg rfsggsr wb cjsfozzg obr zccyg zwys kcfy.”

56. “Lgxit lwpitktg ndj axzt!”

57. “Vuqh ev tuqjx ydshuqiui yd unqsj fhefehjyed je ydshuqiu yd muqbjx.”

58. “Zk zj zevotljrscv wfi jtzvekzjkj kf kfikliv rezdrcj; cvk kyvd drbv kyvzi vogvizdvekj fe aflierczjkj reu gfczkztzrej.”

59. “Lgvsq'k eayzlq gsc ak bmkl qwklwjvsq'k fml, lzsl zwdv alk yjgmfv.”

60. “Iecu sqkiu xqffyduii mxuhuluh jxuo we; ejxuhi mxuduluh jxuo we.”

61. “Xoxg paxg hiihkmngbmr dghvdl, t ftg lmbee atl mh zxm ni hyy abl tklx tgw hixg max whhk.”

62. “Ihwy sio guey u xywcmcih, nby ohcpylmy wihmjclym ni guey cn bujjyh.”

63. “Ocz ajs cvn hvit omdxfn. Ocz czybzcjb cvn wpo jiz. Wpo ocvo dn ocz wzno ja vgg.”

64. “Sehh pda laklha ej pda ydawlan oawpo yhwl ukqn dwjzo? Wjz pda naop kb ukq, eb ukq'hh fqop nwppha ukqn fasahhnu.”

65. 'Fc slqfkd zexkdba xkvqefkd, qebv'a xylifpe fq.”

66. “G bpgli zcaysqc G'k rfgpqrw.”

67. “Kyv dre nyf tre ufdzerkv r Cfeufe uzeevi krscv tre ufdzerkv kyv nficu.”

68. “Szkjhmf zants ltrhb hr khjd czmbhmf zants zqbghsdbstqd.”

69. “G yk lmr y Kypvgqr.”

70. “Qeb lmmobppba xob xiiltba lkzb bsbov cbt vbxop ql abzfab tefze mxoqfzrixo obmobpbkqxqfsbp lc qeb lmmobppfkd zixpp xob ql obmobpbkq xka obmobpp qebj.”

71. “Pda skngan kb pda sknhz dwo jkpdejc pk hkoa, xqp pdaen ydwejo, skngano kb pda sknhz qjepa.”

72. “Wjmmjrdib v kvbz amjh P.N. ajmzdbi kjgdxt, D yzxdyzy oj nziy v hznnvbz oj v bjqzmihzio ocvo rvn wzxjhdib dixmzvndibgt cjnodgz.” 

73. “Lzw ljmw eqklwjq gx lzw ogjdv ak lzw nakatdw, fgl lzw afnakatdw.”

74. “C'g ufqusm ugutyx ni byul iz ucl wlumb pcwncgm mi vuxfs goncfunyx nbun nbys bupy ni vy cxyhnczcyx vs nbycl xyhnuf lywilxm. Qbun C wuh'n ohxylmnuhx cm, cz nbys xih'n ehiq qbi sio uly, biq xi nbys ehiq qbi siol xyhncmn cm?”

75. “B ltp max tgzxe bg max ftkuex tgw vtkoxw ngmbe B lxm abf ykxx.”

76. “A zsnw lzw tgvq gx sf wayzlwwf qwsj gdv. A cwwh al af lzw xjavyw.”

77. “Z kfcu gvfgcv Z nrj r uilddvi svwfiv Z vmve yru r jvk, Z nrj r dvekrc uilddvi.”

78. “Lzw twkl usj ksxwlq vwnauw ak s jwsj-nawo eajjgj oalz s ugh af al.”

79. “Mxyju fuefbu isqhu jxu shqf ekj ev cu.”

80. “Ugdb Hitiixc xc iwt Qpaixr id Igxthit xc iwt Psgxpixr, pc xgdc rjgipxc wph sthrtcsts prgdhh iwt rdcixctci.”

81. “W aom ps rfiby, Awgg, pih wb hvs acfbwbu W kwzz ps gcpsf obr mci kwzz ghwzz ps iuzm.”

82. “Ymz iuxx aoomeuazmxxk efgynxq ahqd ftq fdgft, ngf yaef ar ftq fuyq tq iuxx buow tuyeqxr gb mzp oazfuzgq az.”

83. “Maxkx tkx ftgr mabgzl matm px phnew makhp tptr by px pxkx ghm tyktbw matm hmaxkl fbzam ibvd maxf ni.”

84. “Esp tyspcpye gtnp zq nlatelwtdx td esp fypbflw dslctyr zq mwpddtyrd; esp tyspcpye gtcefp zq dzntlwtdx td esp pbflw dslctyr zq xtdpctpd.”

85. “Kvv drkd'c xomocckbi pyb dro pybmoc yp ofsv dy gsx sx dro gybvn sc pyb oxyeqr qyyn wox dy ny xydrsxq.”

86. “Kdc cqn jpn xo lqrejuah rb pxwn. Cqjc xo bxyqrbcnab, nlxwxvrbcb, jwm ljuldujcxab qjb bdllnnmnm; jwm cqn puxah xo Ndaxyn rb ngcrwpdrbqnm oxanena.”

87. “Qv i lmuwkzikg, bpm uirwzqbg wn bpm kqbqhmva qa kixijtm wn mfmzkqaqvo bpm uwab kzcmt wxxzmaaqwva cxwv bpm uqvwzqbg.”

88. “Aolyl pz uvaopun wvspapjhssf ypnoa aoha pz tvyhssf dyvun.”

89. “Nbyly cm hi mowb nbcha um u giluf il uh cggiluf viie. Viiem uly qyff qlcnnyh, il vuxfs qlcnnyh.”

90. “Cnkt joj O xkgroyk O cgy Muj? Ckrr, O cgy vxgeotm gtj O yajjktre xkgroykj O cgy zgrqotm zu seykrl.”

91. “Wi vspo rkc loox yxo vyxq nocmoxd sxdy boczomdklsvsdi.”

92. “Pswbu dcksftiz wg zwys pswbu o zorm. Wt mci vojs hc hszz dscdzs mci ofs, mci ofsb'h.”

93. “Lg cfgo wnwf gfw daxw zsk tjwslzwv wskawj twusmkw qgm zsnw danwv. Lzak ak lg zsnw kmuuwwvwv.”

94. “U iuet bqabxq iagxp xahq qhqdknapk qxeq ftq imk ftqk xahq yq. Uf iagxp nq m nqffqd iadxp.”

95. “Dro iyexq wkx uxygc dro bevoc, led dro yvn wkx uxygc dro ohmozdsyxc.”

96. “Oczmz dn jigt jiz xgvnn di ocz xjhhpidot ocvo ocdifn hjmz vwjpo hjizt ocvi ocz mdxc, viy ocvo dn ocz kjjm. Ocz kjjm xvi ocdif ja ijocdib zgnz.”

97. “Nbsy tqput uif fy.”

98. “Vg vf n tbbq guvat sbe na harqhpngrq zna gb ernq obbxf bs dhbgngvbaf.”

99. “Ymfy'x fqq ktqpx!”

© Mark Fleming 2012

THE SOLUTIONS

1. “I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.”

S2 Woody Allen (But you knew that)

2. “For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.”

S25 Douglas Adams

3. “We have normality. I repeat, we have normality. Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem.”

S11 Douglas Adams

4. “I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.”

S3 Woody Allen

5. “I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.”

S4 Woody Allen

6. “I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.”

S5 Groucho Marx

7. “Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”

S1 Douglas Adams

8. “I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.”

S6 Groucho Marx

9. “Those are my principles, and if you don't like them, well, I have others.”

S7 Groucho Marx

10. “America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.”

S8 Oscar Wilde

11. “Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.”

S25 Oscar Wilde

12. “The fundamental cause of trouble in the world is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.”

S24 Bertrand Russell

13. “You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality.”

S23 Ayn Rand

14. “Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.”

S22 Albert Einstein

15. “Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.”

S9 Oscar Wilde

16. “A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.”

S21 Sir Winston Churchill

17. “Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.”

S20 Henry Ford

18. “Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.”

S19 Napoleon Bonaparte

19. “Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.”

S10 Oscar Wilde

20. “If you are going through hell, keep going.”

S18 Winston Churchill

21. “First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.”

S17 Mahatma Gandhi

22. “My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.”

S16 Socrates

23. “Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.”

S15 Winston Churchill

24. “Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter.”

S11 Oscar Wilde

25. “Why don't you write books people can read?”

S14 Nora Joyce

26. “The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.”

S13 Edmund Burke

27. “We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.”

S12 Decca Recording Co.

28. “Write drunk, edit sober.”

S11 Ernest Hemingway

29. “A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.”

S10 Robert Frost

30. “Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.”

S12 Oscar Wilde

31. “An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.”

S9 Agatha Christie

32. “A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.”

S8 Groucho Marx

33. “A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.”

S7 George Bernard Shaw

34. “My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.”

S6. Emo Philips

35. “It is a cliche that most cliches are true, but then like most cliches, that cliche is untrue.”

S5 Stephen Fry

36. “I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road.”

S4 Stephen Hawking

37. “Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.”

S3 Carl Sagan

38. “I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”

S13 Oscar Wilde

39. “Christopher Columbus, as everyone knows, is honored by posterity because he was the last to discover America.”

S2 James Joyce

40. “I would rather have a cup of tea than sex.”

S1 Boy George

41. “Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.”

S2 Samuel Goldwyn

42. “Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves.”

S3 Brendan Behan

43. “The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.”

S4 Brendan Behan

44. “Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.”

S5 George Burns

45. “All the time he's boxing, he's thinking. All the time he was thinking, I was hitting him.”

S6 Jack Dempsey

46. “I am the Love that dare not speak its name.”

S7 Lord Alfred Douglas

47. “I can resist everything except temptation.”

S14 Oscar Wilde

48. “Nothing will end war unless the people themselves refuse to go to war.”

S8 Albert Einstein

49. “For every minute you remain angry, you give up sixty seconds of peace of mind.”

S9 Ralph Waldo Emerson

50. “If anyone is crazy enough to want to kill a president of the United States, he can do it. All he must be prepared to do is give his life for the president's.”

S10 John F. Kennedy

51. “If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilised.”

S15 Oscar Wilde

52. “The greatest nations have all acted like gangsters and the smallest like prostitutes.”

S11 Stanley Kubrick

53. “Capitalism is the legitimate racket of the ruling class.”

S12 Al Capone

54. “I believe it is peace in our time.”

S13 Neville Chamberlain

55. “Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.”

S14 Thomas A. Edison

56. “Write whatever you like!”

S15 Seamus Heaney

57. “Fear of death increases in exact proportion to increase in wealth.”

S16 Ernest Hemingway

58. “It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians.”

S17 Henrik Ibsen

59. “Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.”

S18 David Icke

60. “Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.”

S16 Oscar Wilde

61. “Even when opportunity knocks, a man still has to get up off his arse and open the door.”

S19 Anonymous

62. “Once you make a decision, the universe conspires to make it happen.”

S20 Ralph Waldo Emerson

63. “The fox has many tricks. The hedgehog has but one. But that is the best of all.”

S21 Ralph Waldo Emerson

64. “Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellry.”

S22 John Lennon

65. “If voting changed anything, they'd abolish it.”

S23 Ken Livingstone via Emma Goldman

66. “I drink because I'm thirsty.”

S24 Shane MacGowan

67. “The man who can dominate a London dinner table can dominate the world.”

S17 Oscar Wilde

68. “Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.”

S25 Steve Martin

69. “I am not a Marxist.”

S24 Karl Marx

70. “The oppressed are allowed once every few years to decide which particular representatives of the oppressing class are to represent and repress them.”

S23 Karl Marx

71. “The worker of the world has nothing to lose, but their chains, workers of the world unite.”

S22 Karl Marx

72. “Borrowing a page from U.S. foreign policy, I decided to send a message to a government that was becoming increasingly hostile.”

S21 Timothy McVeigh

73. “The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible.”

S18 Oscar Wilde

74. “I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?”

S20 Paul Merton

75. “I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free.”

S19 Michelangelo

76. “I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.”

S18 Spike Milligan

77. “I told people I was a drummer before I even had a set, I was a mental drummer.”

S17 Keith Moon

78. “The best car safety device is a rearview mirror with a cop in it.”

S18 Dudley Moore

79. “White people scare the crap out of me.”

S16 Michael Moore

80. “From Stettin in the Baltic to Trieste in the Adriatic, an iron curtain has descended across the continent.”

S15 Winston Churchill

81. “I may be drunk, miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”

S14 Winston Churchill

82. “Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on.”

S12 Winston Churchill

83. “There are many things that we would throw away if we were not afraid that others might pick them up.”

S19 Oscar Wilde

84. “The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries.”

S11 Winston Churchill

85. “All that's necessary for the forces of evil to win in the world is for enough good men to do nothing.”

S10 Edmund Burke

86. “But the age of chivalry is gone. That of sophisters, economists, and calculators has succeeded; and the glory of Europe is extinguished forever.”

S9 Edmund Burke

87. “In a democracy, the majority of the citizens is capable of exercising the most cruel oppressions upon the minority.”

S8 Edmund Burke

88. “There is nothing politically right that is morally wrong.”

S7 Daniel O'Connell

89. “There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written.”

S20 Oscar Wilde

90. “When did I realise I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realised I was talking to myself.”

S6 Peter O'Toole

91. “My life has been one long descent into respectability.”

S10 Mandy Rice-Davies

92. “Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.”

S14 Margaret Thatcher

93. “To know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded.”

S18 Ralph Waldo Emerson

94. “I wish people would love everybody else the way they love me. It would be a better world.”

S12 Muhammad Ali

95. “The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions.”

S10 Oliver Wendell Holmes

96. “There is only one class in the community that thinks more about money than the rich, and that is the poor. The poor can think of nothing else.”

S21 Oscar Wilde

97. “Marx spots the ex.”

S1 Groucho Marx

98. “It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations.”

S13 Winston Churchill

99. “That's all folks!”

S5 Mel Blanc

© Mark Fleming 2012

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